Most traditional childrens bedtime stories are based on historical events involving violence disease death corruption and lots of sex Over the years they have been sanitised and handed down to children as soporific morality talesThis book claims for adults fourteen of the best known tales giving them a strong twist of humour and jerking them into modern times All the traditional male heroes including Peter Pan and the numerous princes kings emperors pigs and amphibians are ridiculed for their weakness and effeminacy The new heroes are beautiful strong very sexy know what they want and how to get it and are all female a princess who prefers frogs to hunky princes Wendy who takes over from Peter Pan and gets her hook Pinocchio who grows into a very big girl Jill whose cunning plan and genetically modified beanstalk make her a fortune and Little Red Riding Hood who is not so little and now red hotHave an early nightStories include Red Hot Riding Hood Jill and the GM Beanstalk Cinderella goes to the Rave Pantomime Version The Streaking Emperor The Princess who needed a Pee Pussy in Boots The Princess and the Cunning Linguist Snow White and the Magnificent Seven The Three Bent Pigs Pinocchio Gets Real Girl power versionGoldilocks and the Three Bares Peter Pan or Wendy gets hooked Rumpledforeskin Or The Millers Tale Sleeping Beauty and the Little Prick'A hilariously dirty book' Samantha Tew Downtown'We were all amused' Michael Kammerling The Erotic Print Societywwwtonybaylissbookscom.
signaler mobile problème kindle Signaler un kindle Signaler un problème PDF/EPUBMost traditional childrens bedtime stories are based on historical events involving violence disease death corruption and lots of sex Over the years they have been sanitised and handed down to children as soporific morality talesThis book claims for adults fourteen of the best known tales giving them a strong twist of humour and jerking them into modern times All the traditional male heroes including Peter Pan and the numerous princes kings emperors pigs and amphibians are ridiculed for their weakness and effeminacy The new heroes are beautiful strong very sexy know what they want and how to get it and are all female a princess who prefers frogs to hunky princes Wendy who takes over from Peter Pan and gets her hook Pinocchio who grows into a very big girl Jill whose cunning plan and genetically modified beanstalk make her a fortune and Little Red Riding Hood who is not so little and now red hotHave an early nightStories include Red Hot Riding Hood Jill and the GM Beanstalk Cinderella goes to the Rave Pantomime Version The Streaking Emperor The Princess who needed a Pee Pussy in Boots The Princess and the Cunning Linguist Snow White and the Magnificent Seven The Three Bent Pigs Pinocchio Gets Real Girl power versionGoldilocks and the Three Bares Peter Pan or Wendy gets hooked Rumpledforeskin Or The Millers Tale Sleeping Beauty and the Little Prick'A hilariously dirty book' Samantha Tew Downtown'We were all amused' Michael Kammerling The Erotic Print Societywwwtonybaylissbookscom.